awfulhappy:

a dystopian future where people are controlled by experiencing an induced dream sequence where they are a protagonist in a young adult fiction novel where they bring down a tyrannical government and they are lead to believe that they helped create the one they end up living in to sway them from ever questioning it 

5herlockholme5:

thepainofthefeels:

5herlockholme5:

ha im a piece of trash

As someone who cares deeply about the environment, I am obligated to pick you up.
Is seven okay?

you smooth fucker

sillyandquiteawkward-reblog:

deviantseer:

I want you kinda drunk, sorta high and completely on top of me with your tongue in my mouth

slihgtlydyslexic:

vuls:

prepare for high school then prepare for college then prepare for your career then prepare for retirement then you’re dead 

then prepare for skeleton war

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dorirosa:

suncalf:

what if you were in bed tonight and you were really lonely and sad and you were lying with your arm hanging out over the edge of the bed into the darkness and just as you were going to sleep, the darkness reached out and held your hand

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i made a thing

godshideouscreation:

thisisnicolai:

"Fuck yo ambitions"

this is honestly the best post and so like dogs its not even funny

milthanks:

i have watched this at least 300 times and have laughed every single time

angellundone:

chubbymon:

This little rant described the way I look at religion perfectly.

ESPECIALLY what she said in the last two photos 

reversingyourpolarity:

robothugscomic:

New Comic!

Pronouns, right? Super weird little lexical referents. 

My site moved to a new host, so everything should be better now! Everything -  my site, my comic, my life, my cats, my cooking, my sex. Everything. 

Read the thing people.